Thursday, May 6, 2021

  Honestly-

As I look back through all of the subjects I chose to write about since April 14 when we landed on Roatán, I have to wonder if I am painting a picture of Paradise with no downsides?

Though I know we are all smart enough to realize that nothing is perfect and there is no place on earth that is completely attractive, I don't want to be guilty of exaggerating Paradisism (new word). 

The bugs are every bit as bad (worse) than what everyone says. If I had to list just one drawback of living here, the biters would be my one and only. If you live in Florida, you understand the no-see-ums battle. Elsewhere, you've likely dealt with mosquitos. We've fought with those, but nothing like these biters.

Sandflies, sandfleas, biting midges, no-see-ums.

People have all kinds of names for these little insect jerks, but the common theme is these teeny tiny bugs can be a big pain in the ass on your trip to Roatan, if you're not prepared  -  

I've read extensively about these nasty things. I find disagreement over what they are called, but no disputes over their capability to make you crazy with itching. If you plan to visit (and I hope you do!) please spend some time reading online about these nasties and what you can do to help keep yourself protected and comfortable.

This is a good place to start: 

www.roatanet.com/deal-with-tropical-bugs.

These are in my arsenal:


Keeping all of this in the forefront, our first priority for choosing the location for our permanent home will consider the elevation and Tradewinds to help us stay cool and as bug-free as possible.

As we work to discover how minimalistic we can live, some absolutes have become apparent in just these past three weeks. For instance, while we might be able to live without A/C (I make that statement so very loosely as we've not yet experienced the brutal summer heat), we will not settle for connectivity issues with our internet service. I love my All Things Administrative business and my clients, necessitating reliable connectivity. And we do love our social media and staying in touch with friends and family. So reliable internet service has become a priority when we begin house-hunting.

 As an aside: This blog was supposed to post for your reading today (Thursday, May 6); however, there was a huge internet outage yesterday. This is something out of our control and could happen anywhere we live.


A downed Fiber Pole is affecting service to the following areas:
Oak Ridge, Politilly Bight, Milton Bight, Terra Chula, Jonesville, Punta Gorda 1 and 2, Pandy Town, Punta Blanca and Paya Bay.
Our crew is on site and working on the repair. We apologize for the delay in service and thank you for your patience while repairs are being made.

I asked Mike what one thing he felt so far is the biggest drawback to living here. He did not say bugs and he had no hesitation saying "mobility". I wasn't sure what he meant so I asked.

"The inability to just go off and do something. Every move we make has to be planned out."

He is right about that and I can see how that would be difficult for the spontaneous personality that belongs to him. I'm the planner, list-maker, to-doer in this partnership so taking the required cautious steps settles well with me. Balance is found somewhere in the middle. Again. Always. Well, almost always.

To Mike's point, there is no more jumping in the truck to run to the store when we run out of coffee. Instead:

1. Get the passports out of the safe;

2. Check the backpack for water and puppy snacks, glasses, notes, shopping list, pen, bug spray, wet & dry rags, trash bag;

3. Load said backpack and dogs and humans into the truck;

4. Enter the date, time mileage and destination to the log (because that's what Cathy does);

5. Drive an hour to Eldon's. Be sure to enjoy the scenery!

6. Buy coffee.

7. Drive home and reverse the process, also known as unplan or deprep.


Unlike the biting bugs issue, there is no remedy for the lack of quick mobility. Except to stop and ask ourselves, "what else would you be doing if you weren't preparing for a trip down island?" 

Living here would require prep time for just going down to the beach. A trip to the grocery store would involve a boat ride before loading into the truck. Just thinking ahead.....  We've got the elevation and awesome Tradewinds at this location!

Our understanding is that choosing to live southside on the east end provides increased elevation and the oh-so-wonderful Tradewinds. 

So, we are gradually moving into house-hunting mode (slow like turtles) and we will be looking "windward on the southeast side of the island." 

Begone you nasty flies and heat & humidity discomfort!

Every human has his or her own version of Paradise. We can't all share the same one or places like Roatan would be no longer quiet and private. Be sure to find your ideal Paradise and live your dream while you are young enough to do all the things!



 

(photo of old people on a beach)

 

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